Why would I get fat?

Garlic bread is my favorite food. I could honestly eat it for every meal. Or just eat it all the time without even stopping.

Yes

I love all the new variants, my favorites are the black wolf and the chestnut wolf

With this character’s death, the thread of prophecy is severed. Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

A couple years ago when I was working retail I would have said the same thing but I finally got job that I enjoy. Don’t give up, learn everything you can from a job them move on. Don’t be loyal to a company that treats you like shit.

Fuck Pearson

I did my work study at the college library and a fun perk was that most of the events were hosted in the library lobby because it was the biggest indoor area on campus. I got lots of free food that way.

I love the broom closet ending, that one’s my favorite.

Ohh, so that’s why Mark Watney was growing all those potatoes.

I think it’s from JonTrons Star Wars video game series

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I thought about watching the new one and then thought “why don’t I just rewatch the animated show?”

I read this in MeatCanyon’s voice

Did you hear something? I thought I just heard something… must’ve been my imagination.

I let my brother use mine to play Minecraft.

A lot of public infrastructure in the US (powerplants, waste management, etc.) runs off XP or older.

My family does secret santa where you put at least 3 things on your wishlist and they pick one to get for you. When someone this year suggested changing it to a white elephant/Yankee swap there was a unanimous NO because with secret santa you actually get something you want/need.

The main reason I upgraded every 2 years for a while was that my phone storage just wasn’t enough. I’ve been there, one thing that can help is going in developer options and enabling “Force allow apps on external.” That way you can put all the apps that are taking up a lot of storage on the microSD card.

Remember 2 years ago when this was believable.