I haven’t tried the black pepper one but am always happy to be fascinated by a new cheese

Boursin. I’ll do positively filthy things for that spreadable delight. And pretty much anything for the cheese too ;)

Ok, but I read that sentence near the beginning as “The massive beverage company has trapped an artificial intelligence to serve as its advisor” and I think it’d be neat if corporations had to patiently lie in wait for an unsuspecting AI to come along and bait it with some tasty data before they can use it.

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