You don’t, so appreciate the time you’ll have hair. Because once it’s truly gone, you’ll look back on this day and cry.

This, so much. Hell I’ll pay the old prices to never see an ad or pop up.

I had a friend that during the cold winter mornings would wake up and piss on his windshield to clear/melt the frost. He of course kept the vents closed so he couldn’t smell it on the drive. It really was disgusting, but made me wonder if he might’ve had a clever time saving idea.

Some people have chubby cheeks, or don’t want to mess up their makeup would be my guess. The poster mentioned obsessive compulsive disorder, so your answers there. 👍

I saw this topic in my feed and feels like it called me lol

Damn lol that’s metal af!

These are great, I’m not sure I wanna see what Klingon Buttspider’s could look like. 🤣

That looks like a shitty future car mock-up for a late 80’s future/action movie. Like Robocop or an Arnold movie 🤣 Only Elon would fund something this unappealing.

As you get older, you sort of get used to the fact that the majority of your fellow passengers are oblivious to the fact we’re on a bus speeding towards a cliff, driven by depravity and delusions of grandeur. And you realize short of a miracle, nothing is going to change it. It’s either that or you go mad. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Thanks, and you aren’t kidding… I waited a month before going in, under the hopes my immune system would work, it’s apparently on a vacation lol. Also seems this is the season for them, according for the doctor in urgent care.