if so then name your thing

Sort of I guess: em dashes.

Not to talk about, but to use when writing.
Now they are apparently the hallmark of AI-generated crap.

That really hurts

Aww.
Here, try a different spin, mickey.

Bill is just a science guy after all. Not a science lord.

Disguise skill level: Agent 47

At least it’s not a waffle

Only fans.

I honestly to goodness can’t think of the last time I heard Trump drop an F bomb.

I got some O’Reilly vibes too.

Dooooooooooooom

Get JC on the horn!

And all my volunteer experience?

Oh, naw, the volunteering ist gutt—lets them know you’ll work for free.

Agua

Ooh, I like that.
Mainly because of The Expanse:

Stay away from teh owkwa!

Senchaaa. Love this boi!

You seen Aliens?

Glad to know there’s a new slicin’ and dicin’ vibe to the COVID strains!

Sure looks like a regular Street, you know, with a roof and stuff.

One of those Iraqi shōtengais unoe.

You know how they never take off their space suits?

their pussy juices are just hallucinogenic

Have you heard of Empathin?
Merge9 on the street—that is, if you can even get it.
It’s a biochemical pheromone.
Puts bodies in touch with one another.

This sleeve is state-of-the-art biochemtech from Nakamura Labs.

I secrete Merge9 when I’m aroused.
It’s in my saliva…
In my sweat…
In my cunt.

Don’t fight it.