Report it. Most admins don’t take kindly to this, even as a joke or trolling.

Do you maybe mind sharing your APK with VirusTotal score so that people who want to try it can do so without giving their email away?

Sounds like you want a Distributed/Decentralized service like Nostr instead of a Federated service like Lemmy, you should join there instead, I’m sure you’d be right at home there.