Wouldn’t Cringer have a set of fuzzy clackers? I doubt anyone in Eternia is neutering tigers.

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery ren fair tart threw a sword at you!

Muffin is a good dog!

Crusty jugglers!

Praise Mr. Skeletal for all my calcium. He rid the world of the non-believers. Toot toot.

I guess they can just skip the uncle touchy middle man.

Yeah, but you are probably a normal person with sense of decency.

Fat chance. Pardons are for paying customers and useful goons.

"OK, google. Play the “rocking that dick” playlist.

My favorite clean joke, what do call a ship on the ocean floor that twitches? A nervous wreck.

This wouldn’t be half as funny if I wasn’t married.

Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.

Black roof country, no gold pavements, tired starlings

When you read this comic, does the spider have a masculine voice or a feminine voice? I feel like it changes the context a little.

We call it a 3:45 ass…

https://youtu.be/JcGVXr4M8T0?si=CifxiW8eEel4A_Gt

“He is a bit grumpy!”

Didn’t the ending have the text, “What the fuck”?

How dare you, sir!

To be honest, I’ve always wanted to buy one and turn it into a camping van.