I’m going to leave work 1.3ms early

The whole world is terrorized by assholes

In America, once a child is born they immediately become invisible to republicans. Maybe we should be raising them in the way of the Shinobi?

You can’t spell “no reason” without “nooners” ;)

Charge them rent and use that money to buy a social media company.

If you visit harbin China they will think you are Russian, which is pretty much a wash. The worst part is the Russians will think you are Russian too and try to get you to drink with them. Unless you regularly down pints of vodka do NOT go drinking with Russians.

It’s like capitalism inside your capitalism

It’s going to suck to be forced to eat there. But what can you do, the ziabatsu commands it.

Sorry I called dibs already, you guys will have to find another cave to live in

Give him your lamp and walk away

If the stores were smart they would tariff the rice based on the buyers address. Making those weirdos in Sumida-ku pay 145% more will grow the domestic economy and lead to greater prosperity somehow. - Trump 3:16

Words with the -ism suffix. Like capitalism, authoritarianism, veganism, etc.

I just cut mine off. Just got in the way and I’m all about less clutter.

Most of the -ism’s get you here. The only one that doesn’t: Peppa Pigism

I was in the boxing gym yesterday talking with everyone about the crazy shit Trump and the Republicans are doing and the owner came by and warned us that some members have Trump stickers on their cars. I said “I don’t care, we are in the perfect place to settle it.” In reality it’s because I know the only ones to be worried about were on my side.

I saw one of these butterflies in my yard last week. Hoping they were making a stop by my carrots since I don’t have dill

I think we can hang them both for treason no problem. Don’t need elon’s help.

I don’t see star trek memes on the schedule, it’s like they don’t even use Lemmy?

Does his last name really need two 'm’s?

They should know better, you obviously have a good keyboard and lots of free time. I wouldn’t mess with you and I’ve been boxing for 20 years.