Can someone record themselves reading this article and send me a link?

GTA 6 will be the last one this century.

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Jesus, at this point is when more rational, capable people would resign. If I had one wish it would be that the world leaders would feel the same shame I feel when I accidentally cut someone off while driving. Maybe this world would be a better place.

Time to watch Gremlins

Half Life 3 should be out any day now.

What’s your longest? I made it from Colorado to Illinois without pissing once. Could taste it permeating from my pores tho

I can’t wait to find out what happens tomorrow

I feel like I won the lottery as I am in my target weight. Only takes not eating the things I love and enjoy and exercise a bunch. So happy 😕

There’s a third dimension now?

Some historians say the 3 wise men were led by a pair of big ol’ titties that auspicious night and not a dumb star in the sky. O

Our morals have gotten this loose yet there is not one toppless chick on the view. Not even Whoopie :(

Edit: I forgot about the Martha Stewart Christmas special. A young 12 year old boy became a man that night.

To eat them the trick is to mostly close your mouth but open your lips and suck really hard like

Kyoto, I’ve seen an older tourist literally stop 2 young ladies in kimonos by holding their hand out in front of them in a stop signal then pull out his camera and take a picture. Not once did he ask them. Treated them like they were characters at Disneyland.

Jokes on you, I prefer my movies in meme format.

He’s not even in office yet and threatening war with Mexico. This is going to be a long 4 years

Mark’s got big plans for a 2nd genocide in Myanmar and he knows just who to call. The F-team

Yes you should. I was washing mine because of all the fungicide they are coated in while growing, but then I learned from someone on reddit one day that it will clear the fruit fly eggs that are typically around the bud end. You should wash every fruit or vegetable you buy at the store first before eating.

The only seasons in California are sun and fire.

I’ll have you know I’ve never had nonconsensual love with a lake. They’ve always asked for it first.