That’s certainly never affected box office receipts before now…

Black people finally invented a music white people didn’t want to steal.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J21AztWDfXQ

I’m holding out for an Airwolf or Street Hawk.

Be funny if we share an orbit with another Earth that is exactly in sync to stay behind the sun.

On a school trip we were following a beige mini metro down the road.

We got to the roundabout. He indicated right, started to turn right, realised he was at a roundabout, lurched left, and then gloriously beached his car on the flower beds in the middle of it.

Once you get your bus pass they should just take your car off you for the safety of everyone.

Yeah, Black Monday and similar in the Dot Com Bubble, the Sub Prime Mortgage crisis, and COVID.

But these are events that got named. BTC loses a chunk of value it’s just Tuesday.

Have some in your portfolio, sure. But all crypto added together has a similar market cap to Microsoft or Apple, and when BTC dips, all the other crypto follows it.

The weirdest thing about David is he looks CGI. When I saw him in Discovery I thought he’d died and they’d had to digitally model him for a scene.

A plastic asteroid must have hit the Earth!

There used to be a joke that they’d find that layer of beige and blue that every computer peripheral was made of at one point, and be like “Ah, 1997”.

I’ve eaten plastic all my life and I’m perffxct;yufines.

I turned off ads on mine.

By turning it face down.

Are there many left where you are? The UK has one plant left, and we had to take it over so it didn’t close completely.

I guess it’s quite handy to have a steel plant if war breaks out and you’re not relying on China for it all…

Unleash COVID-25.

I don’t think you’ll find a public company right now that isn’t balls deep in the slop machines, desperately trying to offload staff in favour of machines that can’t do the jobs.

Damn right they’re a safety issue.

I was crossing one the other week. Boom. Gay. Just like that. Had to get a divorce and everything.

It’d better!

Almost like they’re not losing it, but stealing it.

I’ll just wait for the movies to come out ten years later telling us exactly how they all lost our money again.

If your police cover their faces, they are not doing good work.