I’ve never seen a company who’s advertising goes so far the wrong way. It makes me want to cancel it and I don’t even subscribe.

They don’t even have enough content to fill a billboard, let alone a whole streaming service.

I thought The Bear was Disney and Severance was Apple… At least that’s how they are in the UK.

Welp, it’s probably about time for my PC to break its RAM again.

They can barely make the other device turn on reliably, let alone have enough planets aligned to let the other device access the internet.

Depends how full it is, how interesting is it (note this is not the same as full), how fast you can travel, and how fun movement is.

There’s a lot of elements to open world and a lot of devs get the balance very wrong. You end up playing in a map rather than the world.

By “brace” I presume they mean “champagne corks at the ready”.

Have you seen daytime TV? It’s a sea of ads for shite you’d never want, and if you have no money for the shite, there’s ads for loans as well.

Not any more.

I’m unconvinced anyone will really legislate this, and if it is, it’ll just lead to that country being scratched off the list of where the game is officially supported.

Realistically, we need to stop buying online only games where the servers will eventually go offline, and support those that release open servers.

They were definitely laughing in the shop when they picked that out.

Growers win again

In the beginning, America was discovered. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

And then you go to the Arctic circle, look outside in summer, see daylight, see 12:00 on the clock and have no idea which 12 it is…

I think their heads just naturally expand as they get further right.

It’s nature’s way of saying “snipe me”.

Another billionaire nonce for the billionaire nonce club.

It doesn’t need to. It’s already unaffordable.

RT has been a plague. The cope going from “4K native 144Hz only bro, potato consoles just can’t keep up” to “just use DLSS to bullshit as many pixels as possible” has been unreal.

You don’t get to be worth 5 trillion dollars by giving out discounts…

Why hello fellow forty-something.

You mean the nobody has any fucking money except the super rich crisis?