I’m a middle aged man. I’ve paid my mortgage. I’ve got savings. My pension is doing alright. I’ve got my shit together.

I still eat beans on toast more often than I get a takeaway. You don’t need to send half your dinner money to the silicon valley cunts that are fucking everything up. Support your local food places by going in, that way they get all the money.

Wait, the bottom ones are PreK-12 students.

How are they planning to reduce the number of children?

Is this why they hired RFK?

Honestly depends.

If it’s life or death urgent, an ambulance arrives, takes you away and with any luck, fix you right up. Visitors will likely have to pay to park at the hospital, and that will be your biggest expense. When my dad had a cardiac arrest, it was during covid, so the parking was free. The biggest expense was cleaning his blood off the carpets and putting their cat in the cattery for a week.

If it’s something non-urgent, and the cause isn’t immediately found by a doctor, then you might go on a waiting list and be seen in a few months maybe. And even then it might not get sorted. It’s not like House.

The most annoying bit is the 8am phone roulette to try and get an appointment.

It would certainly be more accurate.

Now I want Quentin Tarantino to remake Cinderella.

Like 90% of the movie will be the feet checking part.

He can put them in the bin for me. Honestly don’t see the appeal.

Try Jedi Fallen Order. It’s got a lot of the ingredients, but a lot shallower learning curve.

Yeah, stick with GoW. It’s one of my favourite games of last gen just for the story telling.

Post game there’s some vicious challenges that took all my ability just to beat them on normal.

Come on, we don’t need tracking devices embedding under the skin.

Just use an AirTag. Much cheaper.

Pretty sure it meets their strange definition of antisemitism.

Even the semites are antisemites.

Hey, don’t you know how long it takes to get a building insured?

I do like Mini PCs, but I kind of wish there was an easy way to get a solid GPU into it. There’s those weird docks but they’re far from standard, and it would be nice if the GPU had a similar form factor, so you could just stack them up like a MiniPC on top of it like an old hi-fi separates system.

Slap a storage box on it as well for some HDDs, baby you got a server going.

https://gs.statcounter.com/os-market-share#monthly-200901-202505

Both Linux and MacOS look fairly flat overall, with a few spikes for Mac. What did happen was iOS and especially Android went to the moon.

Most people had a PC for a bit of light office work, emails and storing pictures. All of that can be done on a phone and more besides. It’s not great that a handful of Silicon Valley techbros are holding everyone’s data to ransom, but that’s what the masses are doing.

Unless you’ve got a battery to charge, or are otherwise constantly running something that takes more than a solar panel generates, most of it probably isn’t going to the rest of the house anyway.

I have no idea why Jedi Survivor decided to do that with one random empire guy.

Everybody else got their fucking arms and legs cut off.

If you don’t consent you can just hang up, but that basically means the deal is “give consent or you get no support”.

I think this is the official bit.

https://www.gov.uk/apply-boiler-upgrade-scheme/what-you-can-get

It must replace an existing fossil fuel system, and you can’t be left with a hybrid system (e.g. heat source plus boiler)

Meaning it must heat water somewhere, using the heat pump. Can you even get a system that heats water and air? And would that be included in this scheme? Some guy on reddit says they’re excluded, he may be full of shit.

I’m assuming there’s a much more detailed guide than this for installers, full of technical jargon about what is and isn’t included, but I can’t find that.

Alright, no limit, but every week we guillotine the top one.

Yes, that’s why they’re at home all day, and ignoring all the well paid jobs out there with free healthcare that I’m sure they’d get if they just went door to door with a résumé like these ghouls pretend they did in the 1950s.