She thought it was the purrfect crime.

I don’t get it. That’s clearly a pear.

You invented the tricorder. Nice.

And Congress sits on their thumbs as their power gets pulled out from under them.

Paint a stripe or two on your crossbar with distinctive colors. Easy to do, easy to notice & document, hard to duplicate, and hard to remove.

Without clearance? Arrest them. The fuck.

That’s genocide. Had been since this latest thing began, but now without any dressing up.

Oh so this is why Egypt is still getting foreign aid.

Fast enough your skin melts from the friction and incidental contact results in amputation. Have fun!

My kids chose both when they’re hungry.

Got you now Nye! 💀

You’re not wrong

Realizes I’d need at least 4 years, if I finished a game a day… I need to stop buying games.

What is that law of the Internet that says, if a headline ends with a question the answer is always “no”.?

This should be the top comment. Knowing a couple mainland Chinese, this is probably 100% accurate and a more charitable read than most are giving it.

Gifting control of their lives to the older generations. This can’t possibly end badly…

Killed that cornbread, if you know what I mean! … Eh, eh? … I’ll see myself out.

Hit the old man enough to win by decision but not actually hurt him. That’s the only real winning path - and exactly what happened.

Isn’t this just a simple case of “get the moisture away”? Blowing into the dishwasher doesn’t move the moist air away, it just moves it around in the box. Blowing out pulls the moist air away from the dishes and out into the room.

If your box fan was pushing dry hot air (like a hair dryer), hot enough to meaningfully speed up evaporation, then blowing in would probably be better.

Rp as good dad.