-Drill/driver with a decent set of drill bits -set of screwdrivers -pipe wrench -adjustable wrenches -hammer and rubber mallet -at least a couple flashlights -plunger and drain snake -extension cord -tape measure -pliers -ladder and step stool -multimeter -good scissors/shears -snow shovel, snowblower, and ice melt -extra lightbulbs and batteries

Go to whatever the Canadian version of harbor freight is and they probably have a home owners tool kit that’ll have most of the hand tools you need. You can cheap out on most stuff to start out and if you use it enough to break it or wear it out buy a better one.

Also not specifically stuff to buy but knowing where the electrical and water shut offs are and having a well labeled breaker box.

Any machine is a killing machine if you use it improperly enough.

He would be ejected mid air, preferably over the ocean.

What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

Too bad the rest of us get screwed along with them.

You don’t seem to be getting anything positive out of interacting with your family, if you’re not financially dependent on them I would cut bait and live my best life. The text from your aunt is such passive aggressive bullshit, on her naughty list? Fuck outta here.

Probably because it’s hot garbage and people can play call of duty instead.

Hopefully he has a massive stroke.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

He would be stringy and flavorless.

First one is pretty decent from what I remember. Didn’t even know it got a sequel.

Womp womp.

What are your feelings on the racist lunatic running the company?

There’s plenty; they’re just not for the end user.

On top of that they had to dumb down the graphics to make it run on console.

Floridians do though.

Lots of losses but still paid spez a cool $193 million.

So it’s a gimmick for rich and/or stupid people, which we knew anyways.

And he’ll face exactly zero consequences I’m sure.