Any machine is a killing machine if you use it improperly enough.

He would be ejected mid air, preferably over the ocean.

What’s the only reason the pyramids are still in Egypt? They’re too big to fit in the British museum.

At least the current vw CEO isn’t openly a Nazi and they make good cars; unlike muskrat and his swasticars.

Too bad the rest of us get screwed along with them.

You don’t seem to be getting anything positive out of interacting with your family, if you’re not financially dependent on them I would cut bait and live my best life. The text from your aunt is such passive aggressive bullshit, on her naughty list? Fuck outta here.

Probably because it’s hot garbage and people can play call of duty instead.

Hopefully he has a massive stroke.

Was the other person hanging upside down in a red and blue spandex costume?

He would be stringy and flavorless.

First one is pretty decent from what I remember. Didn’t even know it got a sequel.

Womp womp.

What are your feelings on the racist lunatic running the company?

There’s plenty; they’re just not for the end user.

On top of that they had to dumb down the graphics to make it run on console.

Floridians do though.

Lots of losses but still paid spez a cool $193 million.

So it’s a gimmick for rich and/or stupid people, which we knew anyways.

And he’ll face exactly zero consequences I’m sure.

What happens when he refuses to pay? The absolute diddly shit like Alex Jones not paying the sandy hook parents?