That shrinks in a vacuum but grows as other matter gets too close. Matter such as “the earth”. Explain how we’re not fucked if it escapes from its magnetic vacuum suspension because Kevin accidently drops it.

I’m not saying we shouldn’t do it.

Yeah.

Then somebody drops it and it just falls down to the planet’s core and eats our fucking world.

I love the ambiguity. Is “a friend like that” a person that cuddles or a person that has an irrational fear of touching feet?

I’m not deep enough in that topic, but for mildly entertaining criticism of that whole thing: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NKYxdzSNqzE&t=343s

Was just going to say that this really depends on you and your friends. Got one friend group that is all about cuddling drunk, giving shoulder massages and complimenting each other. Got another that is more about board games and being sure feet don’t touch accidentally under the table. All friends are valid <3

Me too, man. Me too.

What episode of interdimensional cable was that again?

IPhone 5, s10e, s24.

Bullshit. I have an s24. Before that, I had an s10e.

They both are too big for one handed use, but the s24 even more so.

Before I bought the s24, I even considered to switch to ios after years of Android only, just for their iPhone Mini range. Guess what, they cancelled that.

There are simply no phones by major manufacturers that can be used with one hand.

Who’s Analog Jack? And what kind of superpower is that even supposed to be?

at age 30

Our perception of age and oldness differ slightly

What about threema?

Obviously you’ve never shopped for aftermarket motorbike suspensions.

https://signsmag.com/2018/09/fredericks-experiment/

The babies literally died for want of touch

https://vocal.media/history/the-king-who-isolated-infants-to-determine-which-language-adam-and-eve-originally-spoke-i13l0c1o

The emperor’s experiment, however, ended in tragedy. Deprived of emotional and social interaction, the infants did not develop any language and eventually died.

https://www.historyanswers.co.uk/kings-queens/emperor-frankenstein-the-truth-behind-frederick-ii-of-sicilys-sadistic-science-experiments/

Tragically for those involved, Frederick never got an answer to the question he posed, and the original language of mankind remained hidden from him. The children, starved of any form of affection, warmth and basic interaction, died, quite simply, of a lack of love.

Just looked it up. They all died quickly. It’s literally just “they couldn’t live without it.”

But he laboured in vain, for the children could not live without clappings of the hands, and gestures, and gladness of countenance, and blandishments.

Am I the only one who interpretes this as “well, they died”?

It’s not about losing stuff, it’s about gaining stuff. Debt, mostly.

“Hey, let’s just get married to be eligible for benefits. Yeah, we’ll just pinky promise that we won’t ever abuse the hell out of our ‘partner’ who we now share every single responsibility with. I also took out a huge loan to buy a boat, why are you asking, dear? Half of it is technically yours, why aren’t you happy?”