See the divinity in yourself friends.

Earlier marsupials capable of a high level of social assembly would revear this bird a god.

They would say its flesh tasted sweet like curry…

obligatory fuck seagulls comment - they will probably rule with the roaches one day - this one was a boss though

They have until 2027?

Lmao, we know this is bad but what’s another 2yrs going to hurt…

Streisand effect making across the pond to The Guardian this morning, impressive.

Again, I would never have seen this or any other NYT ad if they hadn’t made a fuss.

Given the number of journalists killed in the Genocide so far, the IDF has probably directly murdered NYT affiliated reporters and photographers at this point and they won’t even let the silent Quakers run an ad.

Disgusting.

Drums could have fooled me for the intro to a NIN song.

Moisturizer will prevent a lot of face blemishes.

Hormone related acne changes aside, if don’t have other skin / health issues and you’re regularly changing your sheets and clothes, moisturizing will solve a lot of face stuff.

What?

Harambe 🦍

"just sayin’ "

Yes. Yes you did. You just said.

“honestly…”

Wait, you weren’t being honest before now? I catch myself saying this and it ignites that inner cringe.

I have Elon and Musk entered individually to catch all that shit too.

Filter out the names of the candidates and a couple of crazy billionaires and you can even keep the news subs.

Beckyosaurus with the good hair.

Mythic Quest CEO Level Achieved.

Next up, stories of inappropriate conduct leak and somebody tiger’s a camero.

Japan was invading China.

But this is clearly fake and connected to the month of June.

Anon probably read a story about this happening and assumed the heir of the protagonist. Then used online for attention and group feedback on his projection that hiding in a cave is somehow based.

They are probably in that cave right now.

I can dig the 2040’s.

But of an un branded vibe to it too.

I wouldn’t dismiss the region so easily, Santiago can routinely take 5.+ earthquakes in a city of 6m people and laugh about it because their buildings are designed and built to so.

Excel wouldn’t stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an “easy fix” for that with Open Office…

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I’d have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it’s all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don’t need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

I’m kinda surprised someone hasn’t done that yet, just as an “fuck you” to whichever country they are beefing with at the moment.

Like buy a bunch of expensive real-estate, and get locals to live there as a flop house and piss off the neighborhood.

I mean, I’m also not surprised but still.

OH SHIT HE IS RISEN PRAISE BE