on the plus side, i now know that if a climate disaster doesn’t do me in, the french revolution 2 electric boogaloo will

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheManIsStickingItToTheMan

No, the company used “appoint some other asshat to do the exact same shit” (or if they hasn’t yet they soon will)

You keep using that word.

I do not think it means what you think it means.

a disease we are not to blame for

you mean bloodlust?

AI will replace me in like 3 years

I will have NONE of this defeatism.

my sibling in christ this is lemmy you don’t need to censor swear words in your posts. see watch: bitch ass shit fuck damn cunt

i would be so naughty do you know how hard it is to get solar panels that aren’t leased from a shady company

exactly. like, mate, i hate to break it to ya, but people do have to pay to use stock footage. artists do get paid for that

And because of people who want to cosplay as Homestuck trolls. Don’t forget them.

do they sell skin dye that does that intentionally? cause i know people who’d kill to have their skin permanently be a wacky color or art piece without actually having to tattoo it

don’t minmax your skills, kids. if you do you’ll end up like me

that is exactly what we are doing

people are NOT more interesting than my phone and i’ll not apologize for saying so

sometimes jokes go over someone’s head and sometimes that person has to duck

you? i’m pretty sure you dug a hole and got in it

americans: “yeah so life sucks over here”
europeans: “lmfao rip bozo holy hell am i glad i’m not you”

PSVita: Am I a joke to you?

your drug dealer wants to lower your debt in exchange for fixing their PC? HELL NO!!!

nuh uh, if i’m getting paid (getting paid in reduced debt is still paid cuz it’s money i was gonna give him anyway) i’ll do whatever

HAHAAA YOU FOOL YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY INFODUMP I AM AN UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENE

i can at least take solace in the fact that brain dead lemmings are 100% bark and 0% bite