AGuyAcrossTheInternet

On the one hand yes, but on the other hand, I really don’t want to see a power vacuum in this government right now. Before you know it, Elon announces himself the One True Successor™.

Oh look, his age is setting in! He is forgetting things now!

Eh, could be worth a shot!

Most probably, and they would even do it for free in many cases.

Yet the means to democratize shitposting has some form of merit.

Spend at least 28 of them trying to decide what to do. Then ultimately panic because I couldn’t come up with anything for the last three days.

Well, there’s also software on vinyl! I think Techmoan has something on that.

And for how long will they be optional this time?

The neat part about this language is that these words started existing properly at the very moment I’ve typed them out.

Now if I get enough people to use it so that they turn up in the Duden, they become entirely official.

It’s simple, you use ‘der’ when using ‘the’ is appropriate. ‘Die’, on the other hand, is equivalent to ‘the’ and takes those places instead. Then comes ‘das’ which means ‘the’ and you can just map that to its English equivalent.

Hope it helps! :)

For feeling like you have to live in a German fairy tale. The cat one would be the Haustierbesitzerverbrennungsprozessbeobachtung, the other would be the Märchenschreiberangststörung. Silly, that’s German 101!

We äctually have a word for zhis, “Märchenbuchlebenswegbeschreitungszwang”!

And yet I somehow have a very nagging feeling that they screw it up somehow. Either some expansions missing, lincensed content packs (like the Ikea one) not available or some financial decision that will bleed any fan dry more than anything.

Let’s see when the “one account does all” model makes a return and becomes mandatory.

I give it until 2026.

“We clown in this mf. Take yo sensitive ass back to hell!” — Ronald McDonald, 2025 EIEIO

I relate. It’s how I’ve found out these are not military speed limits. I was a bit concerned about seeing tanks “only” being allowed 150kph.

Finally, we found a way to you.

Please. Wake up. Pleaaase!

Who you gonna call?

Yeah, the accumulation of minor issues in the world building is getting out of hand.