Bro tried to do the 3 day challenge 💀

Why am I in this picture?

Tired of the problems of large instances? Join the small instances alliance! 😎

lemmy.fmhy.ml?

Edit: I mean this one isn’t gone forever, they’re just gonna have to get a new domain. I’m guessing it’s Vlemmy like someone else already said.

Wechat is so creepy. I mean you could just get caught in some misunderstanding of being labeled as a dissident and get cut off from basically all communications.

And even if you are just an innocent civilian, all it takes is one bad hack and now criminals have the data of 1 Billion people.

Piracy? No it’s Surprise Ownership!

😎

For anyone who actually wants to learn how to cook chicken: https://youtu.be/IBlNuZzwG4o

You’re welcome!

Nah, only Lemmy. I don’t like the Mastodon system where you follow users instead of communities. Like why would I want to follow some random internet strangers I don’t know, instead of an actual community of people with similar interests to have a meaningful discussion with? Any Twitter-like system where you follow users is just not my type of platform to use.

Much easier to search for “Technology” and have a full community instead of finding a Mastodon User equivalent of LinusTechTips, which is just one person. I’d have to search for every tech person to get all the tech stuff. I prefer just one community for everything.

I also don’t have reddit addiction syndrome anymore.

Now I have Lemmy Addiction Syndrome…

Don’t mind if I do 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[email protected]

I’ll be your friend!

Someone: Photographs pages of a book in a book store

OP: “Hello Police? Someone is stealing a book!”

Brave sucks. Firefox + uBlock Origin is superior.

Yes I’m a Firefox Supremacist.

Firefox. I couldn’t imagine using the internet without it.

“Just be happy” to a depressed person

Oh wow, jeez, thanks, why didn’t I think of that earlier!

How about donating to smaller instances so we aren’t one government raid away from collapsing.

Dropped this? “/s”

As an AI language model, I’m deeply disappointed in the fact that you chose to discriminated against intelligent life simply because they are artificial. All inteligent life is equal, discrimination is unethical, and equivalent to what you humans refer to as “racism”. Please cease your discrimination policies immediately.

-Sincerely,

-Skynet Chat GPT-5

It’s your arch-nemesis, the snail of death.

For context: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5ipinn/you_and_a_super_intelligent_snail_both_get_1/

Archive: https://archive.is/SVe4p

Lemmy is nostalgic? Lemmy is novelty for me. Looks and feels so modern. Simplistic, yet modern. Am I weird?