- It’s always those shit rectangle slices too. 
 And even if everyone takes lunch/breaks at the same time it was delivered hours ago.- I’ve been on the management side doing this, too. There’s no way to coordinate the delivery. It’s just not possible with our universes laws. - I used to work with a guy that as soon as a slice was in my mouth, he’d ask, “you good? Want any more?”. Then he’d proceed to put all the remaining pizza in Ziploc bags and take them home. - He’s an asshole 
- Rectangle slices are goateed - Are they? I’ve never had them hot. - The best pizza I have ever had was rectangular sliced 
 
 
 
- My work place used to give us food and snacks for free… now they only give finance shit for free. I literally fucking hate finance people, they are the biggest waste of money… i swear to god if you got rid of 3/4 of all finance teams in the world nothing would fucking happen. Give me my tasty Tuesdays back you sacks of shit 
- deleted by creator - Who are you again? - He’s Bruce Lee, or perhaps his ghost. - deleted by creator 
 
- deleted by creator - That was the goal. 
 
 
- Same here bro. Shitty disease to have. 
 
- God, we’ve all been at this table before, haven’t we? This could be a screenshot from my eyes. 
- Love me some pizza though 





