• NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world
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    8 days ago

    suspect was wearing a black hoodie and black pants

    Me: Nope, never seem anyone like that before…

    Officer: What about the guy in this picture wearing a black hoodie and pants that you appear to be staring at in this security video?

    Me: Yeah… doesn’t sound familiar.

    Officer: Sir, that was 5 minutes ago…

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      8 days ago

      Officer, I’m sorry, after re-examining the picture I am now sure I have seen that man multiple times.

      Once a week for almost my entire life on Sunday’s, and one time when I got tired walking on the beach he gave me a piggy back ride.