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Fuck, I forgot this year. Life comes at you fast and you just gotta keep taking the blows day by day.
- “Seventy-Twoth” - Sixty-twelfth? - deleted by creator 
 
 
- People keep talking about the war on Christmas. This is victim blaming. In fact, Christmas fights its way earlier and earlier in the year - The war on Christmas must not end until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November. - I heard my first Christmas Carol on the radio the second week of September this year. I’m ready to burn it all down. - The Two Season Solution has always been a lie 
 
 
 
 - That’s an untapped market! 
 
- I believe today is actually the sixty-fifth of the month. - The seventy-second is next Sunday. - Seventy secondth 
- When’s the 69nd? - In four days dumbass. 
 
- You mean the seventy-secoth 
 
- My kids agree because of  
- If Christmas can escape outside of December, Halloween gets to haunt us year round as well. - It kinda used to, but it lost the fight against christmas since the second one is less doomeric. 
- Keep 'er movin 








