• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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    1 month ago

    I lived in a house once that had a urinal and it was the best thing ever, especially for the first pee of the day. Normalize home urinals!

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      1 month ago

      All houses have at least one urinal. The cool thing is, you’re also able to wash your hands in it afterwards!

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              1 month ago

              An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats.

              “What are you doing!?” exclaims the barman.

              The Irishman zips up and replies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.”

              The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”.

              The Scottishman carries on peeing and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”