Write a long ass book that’s filled with stupid stuff like “Fear not for I shall return from my deep sleep in 4*10^6 years and give the heavens (a bunch of virgin girls) to those who I find worshipping near the ground of this very hole you find the book I sent you” and toss it in.
DO NOT return in 4*10^6 years otherwise you wouldn’t have trolled the entire humanity.
EPIC TROLL!!!
Write a long ass book that’s filled with stupid stuff like “Fear not for I shall return from my deep sleep in 4*10^6 years and give the heavens (a bunch of virgin girls) to those who I find worshipping near the ground of this very hole you find the book I sent you” and toss it in.
DO NOT return in 4*10^6 years otherwise you wouldn’t have trolled the entire humanity.