• Buffalox@lemmy.world
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      Yes it looks like an iron axe, and God has a problem with Iron:
      https://biblehub.com/judges/1-19.htm

      Judges 1:19

      The LORD was with the men of Judah. They took possession of the hill country, but they were unable to drive the people from the plains, because they had chariots fitted with iron.

      So the idea that God is almighty is pretty ridiculous, according to the Bible that is.

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        I never actually read much of the thing

        I just assert that the burning bush was absolutely cannabis sativa, despite any solid evidence to the contrary. I don’t care that it’s not native to the region or whatever.

        Anyways, why the fuck was he driving people out of the plains? Homies were just chilling in their iron chariots.

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      If we consider the Sistine Chapel’s depiction of the realm of heaven to be divine inspiration, the clothes were added later after some complaints.

      The whole concept of original sin is such that pure beings such as Adam and Eve did not even realize that they were naked until they ate the fruit of carnal knowledge.

      Therefor it is canon that God likes to hang out with his wang out. Freeballin.