That’s a green flag
Yeah, don’t even need a strap on for pegging ;)
I don’t
But other people probably do
That’s how you turn a date into a relationship.
If she has a lube dispenser by her bed of any kind you’re in for a pretty fun time I would think
Oh, did you want to come over to my house?
Biggest green flag ever!
Yeah. Instant keeper.
“Oh, that? That’s just my buddy, Escargot Robbie. What do you mean that’s weird?”
Escargot Robbie
Bwaahahhahahaaahahhaa!
That’s a sign that she’s clearly a slug.
So she uses a plastic snoil instead of a real one?? Meh, orange flag.
Or maybe French flag if she kept eating the real ones.
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Waifu material right there
Would you show her your katana?
A fruit knife at most. But of excellent quality.
But the blade is bent to the right.
A bent knife bleeds deeper.
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Buttholes don’t come pre lubed.