that picture is actually a cute silk worm: https://factcheck.afp.com/doc.afp.com.32CF9LC
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demodex
My fave parts (edited for brevity):
The adult mites are 0.3–0.4 mm (3⁄256–1⁄64 in) long. Each has a semitransparent, elongated body that consists of two fused parts. Eight short, segmented legs are attached to the first body segment. The body is covered with scales for anchoring itself in the hair follicle, and the mite has pin-like mouthparts for eating skin cells and oils that accumulate in the hair follicles.
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The mites are transferred between hosts through contact with hair, eyebrows, and the sebaceous glands of the face.
Ohhh good.
Wait, 0.3mm is huge, you should be able to see that. I don’t think this is right.
3⁄256
Please don’t let the Amish at my work know that such small increments of size exist. They’ll ask me to cut my trim to that level of tolerance
mouthparts
Josh & Chuck just got a tingle down their spines
Little homies up in there cleaning things and living their best lives. I ain’t mad at that.
Besides, all the yeast and bacteria maken good company for them, so it’s all good.
Just make sure you wash your face still, otherwise they build up and cause problems
Shit
I can’t stop laughing, I’m going to share this with so many people.
He looks like a cute lil garbage pail kid type of thing.
Ugly cute. I like the little guy.
AaaaaAAaaaaaaaAaaAAaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaaa
breathes in
AAAaaaaaaAaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAaaaaaaa
lovin u is complicatED, lovin u is complicated 🎵
Ballsack looking ass
Is it too late to drown myself in napalm?
How come there’s never little ape like creatures?
Because the fanfic would lead us further away from our path to god.
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friend shaped
Adorabibble.
