Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan
Edit: it was truly just a guess
I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).
Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.
That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.
I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.
Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!
Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!
Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I’m sure it confused people here in Minnesota.
beat meat to it
Don’t mind if I do
Actually love this stuff
Hair product
Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather
I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.
Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.
I however, will.
Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.
Mohawk glue
old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.
And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.
Wood glue or gelatin also works.
Lol
Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!
Looks like a hair product?
I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.
Goes well with CockSure
It’s just like elbow grease…
Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?
For your jock.