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But then when the bogs get flooded for harvest, the wolf spiders have nowhere to go that’s not water, so the people who are harvesting cranberries are like tall islands of refuge, so they swarm to the humans for safety, so the humans are covered in friendly happy relieved wolf spiders <3
There’s a man in the hole and a spider on the man and a frog on the spider in the bog down in the valley-o!
Is this meant to be sung to the cadence of one of Tom Bombadil’s songs? I dunno why that’s just what felt right when I read it.
https://youtu.be/aLHuu3Ygvns?si=qiNUpZes8n8mMn1t
My father had this album on cassette growing up. I played it so much I wore out the tape. The unicorn song is straight fire.
It’s a common type of children’s song, where things are added to the lyrics each verse and the chorus gets longer and longer. You might know There’s a Hole in the Bottom of the Sea, or a Worm in the Garden, or the AJR song Hole in the Bottom of my Brain.
I’m riffing on The Rattlin’ Bog.
A sort of folksy children’s song that builds to a silly degree with each verse.
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And then, because cranberries are horrible to eat, they make products from them and spike them with ungodly amounts of sugar. Then they lobby the FDA to make exceptions for them to not report “added sugars” since cranberry products are “basically the same as blueberries, bro”
I know too much about them and their destructive practices, they’re assholes. Have a nice day.
Why is there so much hate on bitter. Bitter is superior to sweet in every way. The best pastries are the ones that use cranberries instead of blueberries. Sugar is even added to blueberries and strawberries as if that made them more desirable. The best pastries are minimalist with sugar. Orange-cranberry bread is one of the best combinations.
but they are amazing for urinary tract infections.
When i had a uti, my doctor said i had to drink a lot of cranberry juice. I’d rather deal with an uti
try azo pills instead. an untreated uti can really f you up.
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I’d call that a rattlin’ bog
Thanks for reminding me of that song
Yeah well peaches come from a can, and they were put there by a man.
In a giant bog? Or somewhere more industrial? Sayyyy some sort of commercial building or warehouse? I would also like to know where this place is, if you knew.
I think I know of what you speak. It’s in the center of the metropolitan area, the middle of the city, down a ways from uptown you might say. Huge place. Some kind of manufacturing facility.
I’ll take “A Factory Downtown” for the win, please!
bog moment
This true
Love driving past cranberry bogs being harvested! Seeing them flooded is cool.
