Just got an audience with the creator, gave you an opportunity to choose one organ to enhance/reduce its functionality; Cause apparently the creator can “grant your wish”
- what organ would you choose?
- what functionalities would you add/deduct?
- why such?
Option 1) An on/off switch for my uterus without medical intervention. Periods are bullshit.
Option 2) Night vision for my eyeballs so I can dodge dog toys during midnight bathroom ventures.
Periods are bullshit.
Yeah… they are…
been wondering; why does it happen to humans only? I mean, I’ve never seen a cow or any mammal going through any of this…
Well now you made me go and google it. Some snippets from the top results:
Evolution. Most female mammals have an estrous cycle, yet only ten primate species, four bat species, the elephant shrew, and one known species of spiny mouse have a menstrual cycle. As these groups are not closely related, it is likely that four distinct evolutionary events have caused menstruation to arise.
Also:
To understand why menstruation evolved, we have to think of it as a by-product of spontaneous decidualisation. In most mammals, decidualisation – the thickening of the uterine wall – is controlled by the embryo: it occurs in response to fertilisation rather than in preparation for it. In menstruating species like humans, spontaneous decidualisation is one way the parent tries to wrest back dominance of their uterus from an increasingly invasive embryo. The uterine lining now responds only to the parent’s hormones rather than the embryo’s, and the parent controls whether or not they get pregnant. They put their defences up preemptively, by sealing off the main blood supply from the endometrium before the embryo implants there. Not content with this, the embryo evolved to burrow through the endometrium until it reaches the arteries, where it tears through the wall and rewires the blood vessels so that it can bathe directly in the parent’s blood. The (arguably) ungrateful parasite pumps out hormones to make the arteries expand around it, and paralyses them to prevent the parent from cutting off its supply. It produces more hormones, which act directly on the parent to maintain pregnancy and increase the availability of nutrients. The parent defends themselves as best they can: their endometrium fights against the embryo’s invasive proteins, their immune system attacks the invading cells, and their own hormones try to counteract those of the embryo. The tug-of-war rages on.
Well that’s just metal af.
“Elephant shrew” … I feel seen.
Holy crap, evolution is wild.
There’s a nice SciShow vid on that
It would be nice if my pancreas actually worked all the way.
Other than that, i’d like to be able to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.
LMAO
I hope you realize that floating objects generally orient themselves in such a way that the most buoyant parts are at the top. So while you could float around, you would be hanging by your balls the entire time…
You have to balance on top.
Practical answer - My brain. Just make me ridiculously smart. I could figure out how to power up the rest of my organs on my own after that.
Fun answer - My stomach. Just let me eat anything and everything and as much as I want.
My brain. Just let me fucking fall asleep.
Spinal column. Hands down. Fix things so there’s no more disk problems, no more pain. Make spinal nervers regenerate. It is part of the very core of our being and when it doesn’t work correctly it ruins everything else.
I would modify the human brain to reduce tribalism and increase empathy.
This precisely. Maybe “us vs them” was useful when we lived in caves and resources were limited, but now, we should theoretically have enough food and housing that everyone could be comfortable.
But, Eisenhower’s “military industrial complex” has bogarted all the resources, and emphasized tribalism by saying it’s really “their” fault, where “they” are anyone not like “us”. When we’re all struggling together.
My back. Getting old sucks.
I look at the kids, wish i was that flexible 🤣
Upgrade cells. So they don’t degenerate with time.
Definitely my brain. I think I’m experiencing trauma-related deterioration. I used to have a pretty high IQ, but I can feel the functionality fading. I wish my brain could handle the stress better.
Brain - I want to be able to perform real multitasking.