When he said this I shot Diet Dr. Pepper out of my nose. It was such a D&D line.
Leader: Were gonna take down the goblin camp and free the hostages while looting all of the treasure and drinking all their ale.
Party: So, you have a plan?
Leader: I have concepts of a plan.
Lmao, literally a DnD line. Pretty sure I heard the same line in my girlfriend’s last DnD session.
The only better line of the night was “I saw it on TV”
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Why hasn’t he had one? He’s been there. Why isn’t it done? Huh?
Let’s ask him what he asks her. Like every day.
President for 4 years, shadow president for another 4 years, where’s the plan?
You crave world domination, you don’t even have a Mini-Me yet!
They wanted Pinky and the Brain and all they got was Pinky.
Well folks, if the dementia was ever in question, there’s our answer. Anyway, I’m gonna go eat a dog in Springfield; anyone in?
I’ll call the illegal transgender aliens, we’ll make it a party.
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Only if you cook it with a Jewish space laser.
You can probably see ruzzians in your backyard! Or Canada or just your backyard. Whatever Sarah Plain Stupid said. Last name stupid, surname Plain first name what was the question ⁉️ department of education!
I was hoping at least to not know much about the debate until tomorrow. But I’m glad everyone puked a little with whatever that fuck said tonight.
Whisps of an outline, it’s very very good though.
Kayleigh Mackadoodle has it in a giant binder— it’s right under the never released, perpetually “2 weeks away” healthcare plan in the other giant binder; which was of course full of blank paper.
Not actual quotes, just a joke:
It’s the greatest outline, the best. Some of the smartest world leaders have told me it’s great, like Orban.
Sir, Orban supports free healthcare in Hungary.
That guy is the worst! Terrible ideas that one has!
Yep that’s him alright
Did he actually say that?!
Yes, when asked about why he still doesn’t have a plan on how to replace ObamaCare.
Yes. Yes he did.
He may as well have a neon sign saying “I’m not fit”, yet dumb motherfuckers will still vote for him.
He IS the giant neon sign!
By concepts of a plan, he probably means Project 2025, the plan that his “strategists” have drawn up to install him as a fascist autocrat if people are stupid enough to actually vote for him. It is hardly surprising that he does not want to comment publicly on the details of this deeply anti-democratic endeavor.
“I don’t have a plan” - person desperately trying to distance themselves from their plan.
Worse the goal is to get him elected then he will be removed for having dementia and JD Vance will run with Project 2025.
I love how fast this is happening.
“But you’ve had 9 yea—“
“I have concepts!”
“Do I really look like a guy with a plan?”
Does anyone have a clip of this? All I can find are links with two minutes of him talking before saying that at the end. It’s a really funny 10 seconds but who wants to sit through that to get to it.
yeah project 202cough cough i mean… stuff
I have 11% of a plan
Holy moly, I’m not big on politics but I had to look up the clip of this and in addition to the ridiculousness of saying this, he actually talks like how people meme his speech patterns. I thought it was embellishments and exaggerations.
If anything, the memes are a tamed version of that orange thing.
HEY! Concepts of a plan is the name of my plan to provide Healthcare for all Americans! Point for point trump stole my plan!
Let’s see. My plan will cost less. My plan will do more. This mother fucker stole my entire plan!
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