Still two stars though

Ollie went to the neighborhood dance

And he won the big door prize

It was a toilet brush, and he took it home,

And next week some of the guys

They said, "Ollie how’s that toilet brush?

“The one you won from the neighbors?”

Ollie said, "It works pretty good,

“But I prefer toilet paper”

Who’s manually wiping with this when they could be using the attachment that pokes the brush out and then rotates it?

They were using the wrong end.

Best stick to the using the three seashells.

Isn’t it better to wash with water instead of wiping?