Eric Kripke: We need a cutaway kissing scene. No! Not like that! Wait, wait, wait…yes…exactly like that.
What landed on the destination transporter pad was somehow even worse
oh what the fuck
now I want the full story to exist
Be sure to set your ceiling fan height appropriately
Harvey Dent finally meets his soul mate.
Not the x-ray glasses you need but the ones you deserve
“Can YOU spot the lovers kiss? 96% of readers only see vegetables!”
Advanced facial necrosis
Looks like they drank too much RadiThor
Why kissing is objectively kinda gross, exhibit A:
“Humans engaging in tongue combat to determine fitness of mate. Note the closed eyes, scientists believe this is because of how bloody this ritual could become; humans closed their eyes to keep the blood out.”
