Tesla says it will launch its "Full Self Driving" driver assistance product in Europe and China early next year.
    • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      4 months ago

      This is obviously a joke, but if a business had this poster, it would actually be binding, or at least it would in EU.
      So unless there are actual free beers tomorrow, it’s false and illegal advertising.

  • pr06lefs@lemmy.mlEnglish
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    4 months ago

    Ah yes the “Full Self Driving” brand of limited autopilot requiring constant human supervision.

    • Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.comEnglish
      4·
      4 months ago

      My Subaru EV has this. They just call it enhanced cruise control. I mean, that’s what it is. It also monitors for driver inattentiveness.

    • Buffalox@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      4 months ago

      Cross Country Summon
      3,165 days since Elon Musk claimed summon would be able to autonomously drive a Tesla across country to pick up its owner in about two years. (1/6/2016)

      IDK, maybe he meant it would take 2 years for the Tesla to drive across country when summoned, once the summon function was completed?
      It’s a tad slow IMO, but for some reason people thought it was amazing.😋

      /s

  • N3Cr0@lemmy.worldEnglish
    61·
    4 months ago

    My old Car is capable of this fully self driving, too. Just put a brick on the accelerator, release the clutch and run!