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I’ll take two burgers, two fries and one big coke.
No wait, cancel one fries and add another big coke.
No wait…
Kill them all.
Start with… that one
Open the Subaru doors HAL.
I’m sorry, Karen. I’m afraid I can’t do that.
5G corona virus mind control
Ma’am this isn’t a Wendy’s it’s apartment 402a stop buzzing me are you on drugs or something it’s 2am.
Baconator. BACONATOR!
The “Everything’s OK” alarm is working just fine.
Would you like an EXTRA BIG ASS TACO???
The ship has been getting around since breaking up with never bender
Karenification process commencing, do not move.
When you’re blasted on LSD, THC, MDMA, and Benadryl, the fire alarm SLAPS!
Head on apply directly to the forehead
