• Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    These are the sins Jesus died for, lord forgive me, I’m gonna crank my hog again 🙏

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      2 years ago

      “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I’ve masturbated 9 1/2 times since my last confession.”

      “And a half?”

      “Well, it’s 10 times, now.”

    • dan1101@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      Without sin they would be out of business so it’s good they can contribute.