I was wondering where that post went, shame on the mods.
How am I supposed to furiously mastrubate to dramatic comments now? This is basically kink shaming.
/s means sarcasm right? Should this be sarcasm? Or was the sarcasm the friends we made along the way?
I have no idea about any of the context but this comment was a delight to read
I’m here to help.
Weird looking hydration bladder but I’d drink from it.
I suspect I’ll regret asking, but what is this?
Literal douche bag.
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The enema/douche bag at your service.
Hey kings, queens, and inbetweens, don’t you ever, and I mean EVER, shitpost in my Christian shitposting community
I think the main reason they should be banned is because their posts are mid
I agree with the mods here, that person sounds like a toxic sexist pos
A shit leopard can’t change its spots
What’s going on exactly, a user is a agent of chaos but (shrugs)
I’m an agent of shit. I’m the shitnami that’ll wash away your little shithuts from the shitbeach.
I’ll have you know I graduated top of my shit class in the Shitting Acadamey, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Public Toliets, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in sewage warfare and I’m the top shitter in the entire US Sewage System. You are nothing to me but just another target.
I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shit in over seven ways, and that’s just with my bare butt with my hands and feet planted.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shitting, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Sewage Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable shit stain off the face of the side of the toilet.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dolt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re a dead man walking, and I’m the one holding the trigger. You can’t hide, you can’t run, and you can’t escape. I’ll find you, and I’ll make you wish you were never born. You’re a pathetic little worm, and I’m part of the Sewage Aligators, and I’ll crush you like the insignificant insect you are.
You’re Fucking Dead, Kiddo
Hard /s
Will you wash away the shit apples from the shit tree?
They don’t fall far.
To be fair it was getting pretty toxic… But then again I’m ok with that.
While shit is a renewable resource, only so much shit can exist at any one time.
Shitpost mods need to walk a fine line of laxitives, costives, gas station sushi, big mac meals, and dilators. Sometimes they get it wrong.
Jeez man, people got some PTSD about reddit power mods or something?? Why ya’ll gotta be so shitty to the mods??
That thread was definitely getting toxic af, specifically the troll that posted. I agree with ya’ll saying it makes sense to encourage discussion, esp on topics that’re controversial, but like go read some of that OP’s comments on that thread! They were being shitty to people just to be shitty - I think the mod made the right call for sure.
Even if the mod were off base, no excuse to treat 'em like shit!
From
Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.toWelcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content*.*: limitation may applySome sort of shitpostception, gears within gears, and at the center of it all, somehow, Palpatine has returned.
If you’re too good at your job it makes everyone else look bad.
