No, this is not satire.
It’ll be “the passion of the Christ” 24/7
And Clucky Tales.
Like Veggie Tales, but with animated chickens and turkeys. gotta drop the product placement, afterall.
Tonight on “Don’t be gay, kids.”….
Christian Broadcasting Network part 2
Maybe they can take the 700 Club off Freeform and then shut down.
I wonder if they will start syndicating Robot Chicken. Or The Kentucky Fried Movie.
Chick Flicks
Money laundering is my best guess.
Sounds perfect to watch on a KFConsole.
Oh cool, I’ll pirate that, too. Nah fuck it, what in the goddamn fuck is gonna be worthwhile about this?
Net-chicks and fil-A
They’re planning on lauching it in Canada.
It will be called “Flick & Chill, Eh?”
The world needs more chicken sandwich based unscripted dramas. This will probably not be a massive disaster.
PrimeBrine TV
$400k for unscripted shows? That doesn’t seem like very much.
Per show, I think. Still cheap though.
Like per episode? For crew, editing, production, sets, even without writers, that’s still barely worth it.
I mean, you could film a podcast style show like Hot Ones, but getting celebrities on the show costs money, too.
It’s entirely non-union. They pay peanuts.
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