… You know what? I’ve got time. Do you want some tea or coffee?
Legitimately would invite them to chill with me on the porch. I’m not inviting them in though
Vampires ain’t gonna trick me a third time.
Is that why you’re on the third transporter room? Just beam them out from where you are. Reclaim your space!
on?
I am Transporter Room 3. Or I might just be an amalgamation of all the consciousnesses Chief O’Brien has
stored in the pattern bufferuhhhh beamed up… Yeah beamed up.You’d be surprised how much silver is in a transporter though. Vampires just slide right out.
It’s not like vampires can drink each other’s blood, right?
(You can trust me…)
I don’t let anyone in my house but I would gladly setup a few chairs, picnic umbrella, folding table and a tray if frosty beverages on the front lawn. Why the front? Maybe some neighbors will join in and we can have a science block party with music, balloons, and Mr. Wizard/Bill Nye style physics demonstrations.
Can I be your neighbor?
“Hunny! The nerds are here, break out the nice silverware!”
Shit motherfucker, you had me at abiogenesis.
Come on in
If there’s a way to make buckets of money and secure obscene amounts of power by going door to door and talking about phosphene, then I guarantee you someone will do it.
This would be my ideal dating app idea.
Meaning approaching me and starting this conversation. So much better than the current online apps ive tried.
Where do I sign up?
I’d tell them there is almost no water on venus, that it’s like thousands of times dryer than the sahara. Until they have a scientific explanation for an alternative biology that is not water based and can survive in air, it’s far more likely phosphine is created by some abiotic process.
I do find it funny because this whole hysteria about life on venus is so silly. There is no reason to assume phosphine is being created by a completely alien, non water based biology. But they want to believe and/or sell clicks.
I would tell them to leave because any unsolicited person at my door is a complete stranger and potential threat
I don’t let strangers in my home
“Let’s talk about Klingons around Uranus.”
– herp-a-derp
Astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Serial killers everywhere taking note at the excitement levels in this thread.
I think I’d still be annoyed.
Is there a net positive for sects to still do this?
Yeah, but it’s not what you think. The door to door proselytizing is for them, not for you. They get turned down, yelled at, doors slammed in their face, it makes them turn to their partner (they never do it alone) and the church more, because it’s meant to be isolating.
That’s so much worse than I thought.
This is why we keep chairs on the front porch. Sometimes, it’s worth the weather to have a nice chat
Why yes, come in
That depends, do they have the reference material to back it up, or are they just quoting the headlines?
