• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    4 months ago

    USSS Agent A:

    Sir we have a Couch Fucker Situation.

    USSS Agent B:

    Jesus Christ, that weird bastard again?

    Agent A:

    sighs Yes. He’s walking towards the plane with his chest puffed out. Is he supposed to be doing this? They know they have the Service trainees and the normal agents hate them, right? He’s literally out in the open on a wide open tarmac walking towards an empty plane putting himself and the agents at risk.

    Agent B:

    I should have retired and not have to deal with this namby pamby bullshit. I’ll go down and deal with his stupidity.