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I just checked. My own pooper is more or less halfway between my booper and my feet. So
since I am a reptif I were a reptile I would be measured only half my current human size.Cotton Hill, is that you?
Reptile legs usually add length in a direction that is orthogonal to the booper-to-pooper one.
Biologists would never go for it. Nothing in biology is ever given a whimsical or off-color name.
kicks Hotwheels Sisyphus under the rug
Snoot to boot
Spitter to shitter
