I wonder if I could get the job of screwing this into corpse assholes.
For some strange reason, I picture you as the supervisor (and record-holder.)
oh god i hope the username doesn’t check out on this one
IDK that sounds like it could be a shitty job.
Wouldn’t this device prevent maggoty cum farts though? Or are you like a there can be only one kind of deal?
I’d like to screw it in to conservatives who died of COVID and who called drag queens groomers.
Fun fact: the cork stopper in a cask, keg, or barrel is called a bung. The hole into which it is inserted is called a bunghole.
Bunghole is also a euphemism for anus. So, a question for any morticians here: can we start calling the corpse plug a bung? I’d consider a career change if I got to tell people about the bung in grandpa’s bunghole.
The great cornholio is more articulate than I remember.
I regress to the maturity of a 12-year-old whenever I think of the word “bunghole reamer”.
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Edward buttplug hands.
Freddy’s goin’ a peg you
All those poor unplugged anusi
Anii?
Anii are you OK?
Somehow this step didn’t make it into Mortuary Assistant.
It’s one of the on-the-job revelations they tell you about in training.
The applicator
how many uggga duggas do you think it’s rated for
The spec should be 25tigs (that is 25 turnings in the graves).
But ppl eyeball it all the time.
Mostly because some of them like to get their hands dirty.
Why is it clear?
So when you’re looking up there you can see.
This guy looks
If you angle the head just right, you can shine a flashlight straight through.
so nobody can get offended at the color choices?
or maybe because the holy cock is transparent?
Probably cheaper to make without adding dye.
I remember this meme!! In 2020 I came across a stackexchange question referencing this meme, which I found kinda interesting: https://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/49999/are-cadavers-normally-embalmed-with-butt-plugs-before-burial
I wish my memory was as good for things that aren’t memes.
Why would you wish your memory was good at remembering unimportant things instead of memes?
Righty tightly, self-tapping.
All conservatives are going to start choosing cremation. My parents were cremated and that brings comfort to my heart. Ass for I, I will require a big plug please. Then you can cremate me. It’s just in case I’m still alive at the time. You never know, I could be given one final parting gift that I would gladly accept. LOL. C’mon conservatives! The water is fine!
I’ve been following him since the LiveJournal days. Back when he made things like Emo Assault Squadron (available on YouTube). He still does hearse work but hasn’t put out anything big in some time.
Someone talking about Livejournal makes me tear up.
It’s been a while
Was rereading mine recently (mirrored to Dreamwidth as LJ is Not Good anymore), it was rough.
There are a few things I wrote there that I want to archive but no idea when they were. I’m thinking I build a crawler to scrape the whole thing and then load it into a LLM to help me find the bits I’m looking for. Then I can delete the whole thing and stop letting Russia have my stuff
It’s hard to get your entries off LJ, all I could do is mirror.
Can’t use wget?
Idk it was some years ago I did it.
I also knew this dude back then. His entry to a Welch’s jelly commercial contest (which involved a postapocalyptic car chase with a cannibal gang) was one of my favorite things on all of YouTube.
Edit: found the postapocalyptic jelly commercial and a bonus Nine Inch Nails parody about playing BINGO.
I THOUGHT he looked familiar…
That mohawk means serious fucking business.
A guy like that getting a buttplug from a girl in a mortuary you JUST KNOW she was one of those FrreeeeAAAAaaaaky goths.
It must be difficult getting those stripes to line up every morning.
Wonder what it looks like on a day off?
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Shit yeah I didn’t even think about that part.
I knew this guy back in the old LiveJournal days. He’s a really genuine dude who definitely says and writes things like this caption.
So are these available for purchase anywhere?
Asking for a friend.
I’m the friend.
Not sure what I expected them to cost, but $5.70 is somehow less than I expected.
“It’s a butt plug, Michael. How much could it cost, ten bucks?”
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Brother has a haircut like a zebra
Are mortician more male or female? Anytime I’ve ever had a friend mention the career path, it’s always been a woman…
I saw the recent post around here that said they are mainly women. I’ve only met one and he was a man. Morticians are fucking cool though.
Strange chap.
