If the world didn’t have so many J.D. Vances in it, I would reconsider having children.
Wow, he really wants to go with the “childless” thing, huh? Should go over swimmingly with Millenials and Gen Z that can’t afford to have children anymore.
He just wants Millennials to be the happy and proud parent Trump is of his children- Ivanka, Don Jr., Derek, Barron, and he doesn’t have any other daughters.
He probably knows their names as well as you.
I’m not so sure of that. Unlike him, I know Tiffany Trump exists.
Yes but what about Eric?
You mean Derek? Donald’s third-favorite son he forgets about? Yes, Donald Trump is very aware of his third son who he knows is definitely named Derek.
And that right there is some fascism talking points.
Most of us are childless adults because of republican policies.
I’ve been saying this for a while now that this anger and resentment over childfree people has become increasingly pervasive and dangerous and it really feels like we are going to be one of the first against the wall.
Even among otherwise reasonable people I know there is a shocking amount of resentment towards people who choose to live their lives for something besides children.
Print photos of different couches and mail them to any or all of these locations:
https://www.vance.senate.gov/office-locations/
Don’t forget to add little love notes. e.g., “Thinking of you 💋”
Okay I’m super out of the loop, where did the couchfucker thing come from?
There was a Twitter post claiming he wrote in his book that he fucked couch cushions as a younger lad. It is (as far as we know) not true, however it caught like wildfire and is now a certified dank meme
The Bronze Age belief system makes these guys really fucking weird.
This isn’t even bronze age bruh some primitive societies had women who specialised into certain tasks not have children for various reasons. Or even for paganist (religious) reasons.
Hey! It’s an iron age belief system
With all his focus of who does and doesn’t have kids, I feel like there’s a good “precious bodily fluids” joke to be made here.
🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed, in your neighborhood. 🎶
I hear he left a lot of precious bodily fluids in his couch.
Hell yeah JD!!! That’s my boy! Keep giving us this motivational locker room talk, you’re the gift that keeps on giving! Keep cooking (yourself) King. You’re kinda mainlining the LGBTQ stuff to the point that it’s stale, maybe alienate some minorities next go round, that’d be SICK
The wealthy want more people in the world so that they can pay employees less. More people, more competition for jobs. Also, more consumption, more sales.
Infinite growth requires an increase in one of two things - workers in the pool, or wages.
Corporate sees one option.
That is pretty funny, actually. It’s such an old-timey insult. He is basically calling them spinsters. I can’t imagine this will catch on.
Unlike him and his wife, Couchela.
Vance can go fuck himself. And a couch. And a dolphin. And whatever else he gets off on. What a douchbag.
When he’s not fucking furniture, I guess.
This guy is hilarious! He’s gonna drop a solid gaffe bomb soon enough and Drumph won’t know what to do.
He may get dropped, I think.
We’re in move, counter-move territory after Biden dropped out and everything coalesced behind Harris.
I don’t know, if Trump drops him, that looks a lot worse for Trump than it did Biden dropping out for Harris. There haven’t been months and months and months of people on both sides saying Biden is unfit for another term.
You may be right. Where I am is this:
- Trump NEEDS to win (for his own purposes)
- Vance has a lot of connections to Project 2025
- Project 2025 may doom Trump’s run
If the race starts to separate, Trump is not loyal. He just requires it of others. And he’s been rather successful with persuading others to view his treatment as unfair.
Edit: formatting
Also Appalachians are rising up to shit in his face
What a neckbeard
