Not even divorced yet and she’s already getting fingerbanged in public with her affair partner. That’s some fine Republican family values there, making her grandchild conceived outside of teenaged marriage proud.
Imagine if someone like AOC acted like ANY of this in public. The bloody Christly GOP would be screaming for her head on a platter.
“Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, Lauren Boebert got fingered in a public theatre, or that she was dry jerking her bf in public while her divorce is still warm, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I say that AOC was protesting abortion rights outside the supreme court, well then everyone loses their minds!”
Didn’t you see the video of AOC dancing? DANCING!!! The devil’s movement!!
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I denied it, but then video evidence came out and I am truly sorry I was caught.
She’ll get a pass. This is the common refrain from psuedo-Christian fascists. “All have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.”
That’s actually being kind to them. They demand forgiveness and understanding for their own shitty deeds but the moment someone on their giant list of undesirables has a hair out of place, it’s off to the gallows for them.
She’s dogshit. We knew she was dogshit. The people voting for her do so specifically because she’s dogshit.
I’d like to also point out that the people voting for her are also dogshit.
All this talk of dogshit got me HUNGRY
Of course, Trump is obviously a loathsome scumbag who upholds zero tenets of theoretical Christianity, and evangelicals said he was a “flawed vessel”.
Looking objectively at her odds of winning her next election, she won’t.
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No, she won’t. She’s a woman. If she were a man she’d get a pass, but a woman that’s not chaste? Absolutely abhorrent.
A report from the Advocate, the LGBTQ+ news outlet, noted that the man who accompanied her to Beetlejuice was a Democrat named Quinn Gallagher who is the proprietor of a bar that has hosted LGBTQ+ events and drag performances, which have often been targets of the political right.
Hmmm
My man Quinn over here having a failure of values and sticking his dick in category 5 crazy.
Somebody’s gotta keep the ravenous cockbeasts pacified. That man’s a hero.
TF
What values?
She is short of values. A disgusting piece of shit that needs to be removed from her position.
That’s ok. Groping your techincally male mistress while in full view of children isn’t as bad as being gay in full view of children.
“Do you know who I am?” the congresswoman allegedly asked
Yes unfortunately, and the world would be a better place if I didn’t
What values?
Her and her new boyfriend are absolute trash.
Makes the allegations about her formerly being an escort a lot more credible.
formerly?
Shes worth millions now, which is really odd concidering what the salary for a house rep is.
So very, very odd that she suddenly has millions of dollars after 2 years in congress stumping for billionares…
Nothing odd about it.
The system’s set up so our lawmakers can easily grift. Hell, they can legally loan their campaigns money at 20% interest and pay themselves back with your donations.
It’s why I always tell people. Don’t donate to political candidates. Put the money in your investments instead. You won’t have representation, but your investments definitely will no matter who’s elected.
Right? 99% of American politicians are prostitutes.
No, no it does not. Cut the misogynistic shit.
Espousing all those good christian values!
Like marrying the sex predator who exposed himself to you and your friends in a bowling alley when you were a minor, and being the 36-year-old grandmother with a 14-year-old daughter who doesn’t know who’s the father of her own baby.
Solid Christian values! 
Not quite. The Bible requires rape before sentencing the rapist to marrying their victim. After all, that’s damaged goods now. And toss 50 shekels to the dad for damaging his property.
And a coin to your Witcher!
She doesn’t have a daughter though?
Don’t know why you are being downvoted. It’s her son, not a daughter, who got someone pregnant at 16
Leerin’ Boobert.
Leerin’ at the cock while he fondles her Booberts.
Edit: My phone is chaste and pure and edited ‘cock’to cocktail’.
Well, she didn’t spare the rod, did she? Hos gonna ho.
getting to second base in a theater is one of her best values though
Well, she already did it in the bowling alley, so I guess doing it during a musical in the theater is a step up for her?
