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LustyArgonian@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

What a time to be "ALIVE"

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What a time to be "ALIVE"

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LustyArgonian@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Born too late to buy a house.

    Born too soon to be forced to evacuate your city because of the rise of sea levels.

    Born just in time to see the deaths of the major democracies in the world.

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      As Ben Shapiro so perfectly put it:

      If the sea level rises, just sell your house and leave

      Edit: here is hbomberguy reaction to that nonsense

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        If you’re willing to buy a flooded underwater house let me know, i have a deal for you 👌

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          It was an intentional reference to a nonsense argument by Ben Shapiro, famously mocked.

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          I’ll do it. I’ll just remove the flood with my mop.

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        The kingdom of atlantis needs housing. We just need to get a hold of aqua man.

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          You’ll have to wait. He’s a little tide up right now.

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        Facts and logic be like /s

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          Facts don’t care about your floods and natural catastrophes

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            Also known as acts of god- so as long as you’re on god’s good side, those things won’t happen, and if they do, well obviously you did something to piss off god so you deserve it. QED.

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      You might still be born in time for that second one.

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        Lucky us

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          Look on the bright side, if Putin and Trump start launching the nukes in a dick measuring contest, you will probably die of radiation poisoning long before sea level rise affects you.

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            I still hope for a quick one with the shock wave from the explosion, still…

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      Removed by mod

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