The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months agoYou're not allowed to be lazy on your vacationlemmy.worldimagemessage-square94fedilinkarrow-up11.24Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.23Karrow-down1imageYou're not allowed to be lazy on your vacationlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 7 months agomessage-square94fedilink
minus-squareSanctus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up82arrow-down2·7 months agoYou got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.
minus-squareSidewaysHighways@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·7 months agoBowl of peanut butter crunch. After ripping a steamroller of course
minus-squareRedditWanderer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·7 months agoripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt. After getting high of course
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·edit-27 months agohigh up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station. After smoking marijuana of course
You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.
Bowl of peanut butter crunch.
After ripping a steamroller of course
ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.
After getting high of course
high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.
After smoking marijuana of course