Allen Ray McGrew, 41, was found laying in the road. He put a firework on his head, and it exploded while on his head, causing massive head injuries, officials said.
His wife, Paige McGrew, said her husband had been drinking since 6 p.m.
See, Florida? It’s not just you. Americans get drunk and do insanely stupid shit everywhere else in the country too.
And he didn’t hurt anyone else. A lot of people who fuck around with fireworks hurt innocent bystanders.
I feel bad for his widow.
I’m guessing she’s trying not to laugh her head off.