I incorporated in Funkytown so disputes would go to their chancery court. The judge is an anthropomorphic hundred dollar bill wearing sunglasses. It was a no-brainer

The swoosh in the lowercase “o” at the end of top line is at the bottom, not the top, which would make it say “a” rather than “o”.

So it actually says, “Why won’t nobody take me ta Funkytown?” (Bold mine.) Which I actually honestly like because it sounds more funky to me. ;)