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      In the days of old when knights were bold and toilet paper wasn’t invented, they’d wipe their ass with a piece of grass and walk away contented.

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      Your hands or water or a sponge that is then cleaned in water. It’s actually really interesting, and I encourage you and everyone else to read up on it.

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        7 months ago

        or water

        Also known as a bidet, or washlet. It’s the only way to fly.

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          I have a cheap bidet and I can confirm it is the way to go. I wish I could afford one of the good ones that warms the water and shoots out hot/cool air to dry you afterwards, but the cheap one is still leagues above tp or wipes.

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      Discarded corn cobs and pages from the Sears Roebuck catalog. At least in midwestern USA.