Average general store in a small farm town of 550 people
we have everything you’d find in a big town, tanning salons, bingo halls, notaries, boat rentals… hell even laundromats.
Turns out it’s just a canoe rental place that’s named “Laundromat Bingo Tanning Notary.”
when your canoe rental is really going for the SEO
Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on ‘god’s fury’?
Worker: That would be aisle 6.
Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could I find content on ‘furry gods’?
Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.
for when you want to rock a Jesus’ cosplay?
How you know you live in a really small and remote town.
The “tanning notary” seems to be a package, or a service unknown to me.
The sign is funny on its own, this caption is just terrible.
In the video game “Arcade Paradise”, your grubby father has you run a laundromat that you slowly convert to an arcade. It’s a pretty fun idea. And, you get to play on the machines!
Laundry and tan? Sounds like dado from the SCP foundation has found his way into the real world…
