After the intervention, Jesus knew he had to give up wine but he had a solution.

At the beginning of each upkeep, lose two life and draw 2 sodas.

SODA!!! =D

Saddam Hussein

Step one of making a self refilling soda. Tip: Make sure the blood flows continuously so it doesn’t coagulate and ruin the taste.

So that’s how they make La Croix!

Blood loss from a deep cut of the palm amounts to about half of a soda can.

Solution to world thirst.

Blood is fuel, soda is fuel, blood is soda. I’m carbonated

How Marxists pray to satan.