I don’t know which of you degenerates need to hear this, but: DO NOT FUCK THE PINEAPPLE!
They said if you eat lots of pineapple it makes your cream filling taste sweeter.
No coconut? Coward
hes not fucking nuts
Beautiful
That’s how you get maggots
“What’s up everybody it’s critical, today I bought the 1.2 million dollar fuckable grapefruit”
I don’t care if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyway
Somehow, the “sold out” is the worst part 😄
Dude, that’s not what melon-baller means.
frussy
Username checks out
Bro is single handedly gonna discover the first human×fruit homunculus
No I will not fucking hear you out Jeremy
Can elope 🥰
Did… Did you just make the post wholesome?
Is this guy trying to fertilize a boiled ostruch egg?
I believe that’s a cantaloupe.
Well they might have to if he got it pregnant.
Is there another way?
The republicans made it clear. Unless that watermelon is dying and is not in a republican state, that melon 🍈 baby 🍼 is going to be borb!
Allegedly.
Where’s the link to the video? I remember watching this guy fuck various pasta dishes.
there is video?
ooh buddy you’re in for a treat
The guys name is John Kilo.
Wait was this the Cup Nood guy?! It’s been so long.
Hard to tell if that’s a shadow or if he REALLY enjoyed the pineapple
Fact : Pineapples have tiny needles that cause irritation.
And? What were the results?? This man has done science for us, what were the results?!?!?
(Warning: NSFW) The source (includes a ranking at the end)
Results? No, no. I need the documentation of what happened. I’ll, uh, come to my own conclusions after that.
If you can grapefruit your man, maybe other fruits works?
