• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
    3·
    6 months ago

    Broke: How many times will I need to repair this bike over a lifetime of ownership?

    Woke: How many people will stare at me as I’m biking?

    Bespoke: How many times will this bike get me laid?

    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
      2·
      6 months ago

      For the last one it’s more competitive than you think. I’ve gotten laid thanks to a bike people didn’t even see. Gets you an ass that does wondets