• sorghum@sh.itjust.works
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    If your package looks like that after shipping, you didn’t use enough packing material.

    10: pack your box
    20: close box then shake
    30: If contents of box rattle around add more packing material go to 20 else go to 40
    40: tape box on seams and apply shipping label on box but not on box seams
    50: give box to courier
    
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      I once worked a stint for UPS doing package sorting. I definitely used that time to take some mental notes for any future shipping of mine. One big thing to pay attention to is keeping the weight/center of balance FIXED. Preferably low to the bottom and centered, but definitely fixed fixed fixed. Packing peanuts might still let something heavy shift around. Some folded up cardboard to keep heavy stuff fixed in one spot can go a long way to keep that box together.

      The reason comes down to the belts in the sorting facilities. Some conveyor belts will suddenly tilt up at like 35°. If your contents shift the right way at that moment, the contents will start to use your box like a hamster wheel, counteracting the movement of the belt, and it will stay there doing flips until another package takes a beating helping it, or the jam is cleared. Even worse, it could climb that 35° incline and instead wobble wrong all the way at the top, and come tumbling down 30ft. You grow to learn the sound of a tumbling package, because immediately after the tumble it hits a small metal lip 2 ft from your head, shoots across your work area, and lands where you just grabbed it from. I think the max limit on that belt was 60lb packages.

      Auto mechanics, this is specifically why your alternators are always beat to shit after UPS ships them.

      This was also 10+ years ago, maybe they addressed the careening packages of death

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        Because it’s been so long since I’ve done any programming. I don’t remember syntax other than BASIC and I’m 80% sure my if statement is done incorrectly.

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    Never before has a meme been more relevant and targeted directly towards me.

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    Top half is one of those graphics that makes a uni term feel like time simply lost since you could unserstand the concept in 5sec.

    Do convolution now!

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      So simple it’s mind-blowing, whoever came up with the way to represent it visually like this deserves a round of applause and a nice plaque in college campus gardens everywhere.

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    This is so weirdly relevant to me, I used to work as a courier and now I work on radar (which uses Fourier transform to display info)

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    Once i got an entire toaster delivered on my mail box in an appartment complex, the thing was so crammed in there that to get it out we had to disarm the entire thing